Dalgona Disappointment: I’d Stick To Regular Coffee

Oh, dalgona coffee—that whipped coffee trend that had everyone and their grandma scrambling for instant coffee packets at the start of the pandemic. You remember it, right? That frothy, sugary concoction that somehow became the pinnacle of quarantine cuisine. Let me just say, it’s a whole lot of fuss for something that tastes like a … Read more

A Rant About Pandemic Hoarding Madness

Oh, the sweet, soft, two-ply absurdity of it all. Remember when the world was facing a global pandemic, and instead of stocking up on, I don’t know, essential items like food or medicine, people decided to hoard toilet paper as if their lives depended on it? Yeah, I’m still not over that ridiculousness, and I … Read more

How To Talk To Tech Support Without Sounding Like An Idiot

Ah, tech support—the digital abyss where your sanity goes to die and patience is tested like a caffeine addict in a decaf-only cafe. We’ve all been there, trapped in a never-ending loop of “Have you tried turning it off and on again?” and “I’m going to transfer you to another department.” But fear not, dear … Read more

“I Forgot My Password” And Other Excuses For Your Incompetence

Welcome to another thrilling episode of “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Common Sense,” where today’s special guest is your complete inability to remember a simple string of characters. That’s right, folks—it’s time to talk about one of the most frequent, mind-numbing tech support complaints: “I forgot my password.” Now, before you get all defensive, clutching … Read more

Sourdough Shenanigans: Keep Your Tangy, Hipster Bread Away From Me

Oh, sourdough bread. The holy grail of quarantine hobbies, the pinnacle of pandemic productivity, and the ultimate way to humblebrag about your newfound “artisanal” skills. I swear, if I see one more Instagram post about someone’s “perfect” loaf, I might just lose it. The whole sourdough trend just makes me roll my eyes so hard … Read more

Seriously, What The F**k Is Wrong With People?

Hey there, fellow survivors of this shitshow we call life. Let’s cut to the chase—something has been pissing me off lately, and I need to vent. Grab your popcorn, because this is going to be a fucking ride. So, you know when you’re just trying to go about your day, minding your own goddamn business, … Read more

Pet Peeves: A Rant For The Chronically Annoyed

Welcome back to another one of my rants. Today, we’re diving into the wonderfully infuriating world of pet peeves. You know, those little things that make you want to pull your hair out, scream into a pillow, or, in my case, write a snarky blog post. So, grab a snack (just don’t eat it near … Read more

I Can’t Fix Stupid, But I Can Charge You For Trying

Ah, tech support. It’s the modern-day version of Dante’s Inferno, where patience goes to die, and problem-solving turns into a marathon of facepalming. Imagine this: on one side, you’ve got the beleaguered tech support agent, drowning in a sea of incomprehensible gibberish and mind-numbing requests. On the other side, there’s the user—a fascinating species with … Read more