Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon – The Glorious, Neon-Soaked Love Letter To The ’80s I Didn’t Know I Needed

Let me take you back to a time when Ubisoft didn’t just recycle the same shit over and over with slightly different skins. A time when they still had the audacity to throw something utterly insane at us and hope it stuck. That time, my friends, was 2013, and the insanity was Far Cry 3: … Read more

Fallout 4: A Decent Looter Shooter, But A Dumpster Fire Of An RPG

Ah, Fallout 4. Bethesda’s magnum opus that had every post-apocalyptic fan salivating at the prospect of another wasteland adventure. Let me just start by saying that I’m no stranger to the Fallout series. I’ve spent countless hours wandering the pixelated wastelands of Fallout 1 and 2, and I was genuinely blown away by Fallout 3. … Read more

Hogwarts Legacy: A Ravenclaw’s Snarky Review

As a lifelong Ravenclaw and a Harry Potter aficionado, my excitement for Hogwarts Legacy was through the bloody roof. Seriously, I’ve been waiting for a game like this since the first time I played Chamber of Secrets on my GameCube. But, before we dive into the nitty-gritty of the game, let’s address the giant hippogriff … Read more