Hey there, fellow survivors of this shitshow we call life. Let’s cut to the chase—something has been pissing me off lately, and I need to vent. Grab your popcorn, because this is going to be a fucking ride.
So, you know when you’re just trying to go about your day, minding your own goddamn business, and then BAM—some asshole comes along and ruins everything? Yeah, that’s been my life recently. It’s like the universe has decided to test my patience, and spoiler alert, I don’t have any left.
Let’s talk about people who can’t seem to grasp the simple concept of fucking common sense. It’s like they were born without it, or maybe they just decided to throw it out the window one day and never look back. I’m talking about the idiots who somehow make it their mission to be as obnoxious as humanly possible.
Example number one: the asshats who think it’s perfectly fine to blast their shitty music at full volume in public. Like, seriously? Do I look like I want to listen to your garbage playlist while I’m trying to get some work done? No, Justin, I don’t give a flying fuck about your taste in music, and neither does anyone else. Get some headphones or shut the hell up.
And don’t even get me started on the people who can’t seem to figure out how to walk in a straight fucking line. You’re not the only one on the sidewalk, dipshit! Either move your ass or get out of the way. I’m not here to play a game of human pinball because you can’t pick a damn direction.
Oh, and here’s a special shoutout to the jerkoffs who think they’re above everyone else. You know the type—the ones who think the rules don’t apply to them, whether it’s cutting in line, talking loudly on their phone in a quiet space, or just generally being a colossal prick. Newsflash: you’re not special, and the rest of us aren’t here to cater to your entitled bullshit.
I swear, if one more person gives me that condescending “Oh, you poor thing” look when I’m clearly in a hurry, I might just lose it. No, I don’t need your fake sympathy or your passive-aggressive comments. What I need is for you to get out of my fucking way so I can get shit done.
So yeah, that’s what’s been grinding my gears lately. It’s like people are actively trying to piss me off, and honestly, they’re doing a damn good job of it. But hey, at least I can still rant about it here, right? Consider this my therapy session. Thanks for listening to me bitch and moan.
Stay snarky, my friends. And for the love of all that’s holy, try not to be a complete fucking moron.
~ Rita 🖤