Welcome back to another one of my rants. Today, we’re diving into the wonderfully infuriating world of pet peeves. You know, those little things that make you want to pull your hair out, scream into a pillow, or, in my case, write a snarky blog post. So, grab a snack (just don’t eat it near me), and let’s get into it.
Being Dirty
First off, let’s talk about personal hygiene. Or, more accurately, the lack thereof. There’s nothing more nauseating than standing next to someone who smells like they’ve never met a bar of soap. I get it; life is busy, but it takes all of five to ten minutes to shower.
A few years back, I attended a gaming convention. I was excited, thinking I’d meet fellow gamers, maybe find some cool merch. But no one warned me about the BO. It was like walking into a wall of stench. How hard is it to take a fucking shower before leaving the house!? And don’t get me started on people who think Axe body spray is a substitute for actual bathing. Spoiler alert: it’s not. It just makes you smell like a middle school locker room.
Smacking Sounds While Eating
Moving on to people who make smacking sounds while eating. Seriously, were you raised in a barn? The sound of someone chewing with their mouth open is like nails on a chalkboard. I once sat next to a guy at a café who decided to chew his gum like a cow munching on cud. I had to move to the other side of the room to keep my sanity intact. If you can’t eat without sounding like a cartoon character, maybe consider eating in solitude.
Stupid People
Ah, stupid people. Where do I even begin? Whether it’s in tech support, where I deal with people who can’t tell the difference between a power button and a volume button, or out in the real world, stupidity is everywhere. One time, I had a customer who couldn’t figure out why their internet wasn’t working. Turns out, they hadn’t paid their bill in three months. Imagine my shock.
And don’t get me started on the people who think the Earth is flat or that vaccines contain microchips. If I hear one more conspiracy theory from someone who clearly skipped science class, I might just lose it.
Toxic Gamers
Toxic gamers are a plague upon the gaming community. I love gaming, but some people make it unbearable. You’ve got your trash talkers, your rage quitters, and the lovely individuals who send death threats over a loss in a multiplayer match.
Last week, I was playing an online game and made a simple mistake. Instead of, you know, being decent human beings, my teammates decided to unleash a torrent of verbal abuse. It’s a game, not life or death. If your self-worth is tied to your rank in an online game, you need a serious reality check.
Mom Bloggers
Mom bloggers. Do I even need to explain this one? The constant humblebrags about their perfect kids, perfect homes, and perfect lives are nauseating. Here’s a tip: If you need to constantly post about how great everything is, you’re probably compensating for something.
There’s this one blogger I follow out of sheer morbid curiosity. Every post is a pastel-colored nightmare filled with avocado toast, baby yoga, and motivational quotes. It’s like they live in a Pinterest board. Newsflash: Your kid’s first shit is not content-worthy.
Attention Whores
Attention whores, the bane of social media. These are the people who post vague, dramatic statuses just to fish for sympathy. “Feeling down today, but don’t want to talk about it.” Oh, really? Then why did you post it?
One of my old coworkers is a prime example. Every other day, there’s a post about some vague crisis. And the comments section is filled with “What’s wrong, hun?” “You okay, babe?” It’s like watching a car crash in slow motion. If you need constant validation from strangers on the internet, maybe seek professional help instead of likes and comments.
Unsolicited Advice Givers
And let’s not forget the unsolicited advice givers. You mention you have a headache, and suddenly everyone’s a medical expert. “Have you tried drinking more water?” No, Karen, I thought dehydration was a myth. The other day, I mentioned I was feeling stressed, and someone suggested I start knitting. KNITTING. As if turning into a grandma would magically solve all my problems.
Slow Walkers
Slow walkers are another pet peeve. When I’m in a hurry, the last thing I need is someone leisurely strolling in front of me as if they’re the only person on the planet. And they always seem to walk in pairs, taking up the entire sidewalk. Move over or pick up the pace.
Public Displays of Affection
Public displays of affection, or PDA, are just plain annoying. I’m all for love, but there’s a time and place. Making out in the middle of a crowded street? Not it. I once saw a couple practically having a full-blown make-out session at a bus stop. Get a room, seriously. No one wants to see that.
Conclusion
There you have it, folks. A glimpse into the things that make my blood boil on a daily basis. Maybe some of you can relate, or maybe you’re one of the people I’m ranting about. Either way, it’s cathartic to get this off my chest.
Stay snarky,
~ Rita 🖤