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Once upon a time, in the bleak and twisted kingdom of the internet, there was a saga that plagued its weary inhabitants—a tale as old as time, or at least as old as AOL dial-up. It’s a dark and stormy story, one filled with frustration and despair: the dreaded password reset. Yes, folks, this tale … Read more
Alright, let’s dive into Watch_Dogs, the game that had all the potential to be a digital-age masterpiece but somehow tripped over its own USB cord. I’m talking about a game with a concept so cool it made me want to throw money at Ubisoft without a second thought. Yet here I am, still trying to … Read more
Let me take you back to a time when Ubisoft didn’t just recycle the same shit over and over with slightly different skins. A time when they still had the audacity to throw something utterly insane at us and hope it stuck. That time, my friends, was 2013, and the insanity was Far Cry 3: … Read more
Let’s take a trip back to 2012, when Ubisoft was still that cool game developer we all loved, and the idea of “open world” hadn’t yet become synonymous with “copy-paste side quests.” Enter Far Cry 3, the game that made us all realize that tropical islands aren’t just vacation spots—they’re playgrounds for psychotic villains and … Read more
Alright, folks, let’s talk about the elephant in the room—Grand Theft Auto 6. The game that’s been teased, rumored, and hyped to death for what feels like a decade. As a long-time fan of the GTA series, I probably should be hyped, right? I should be counting down the days until I can dive back … Read more
Let’s get one thing straight: mornings are the absolute fucking worst. There’s nothing quite as soul-crushing as the shrill blare of an alarm dragging you out of your sweet, sweet slumber. For those of us who thrive in the twilight hours, the concept of becoming a “morning person” is as foreign as enjoying decaf coffee. … Read more
Welcome to another thrilling episode of “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Common Sense,” where today’s special guest is your complete inability to remember a simple string of characters. That’s right, folks—it’s time to talk about one of the most frequent, mind-numbing tech support complaints: “I forgot my password.” Now, before you get all defensive, clutching … Read more
Oh, sourdough bread. The holy grail of quarantine hobbies, the pinnacle of pandemic productivity, and the ultimate way to humblebrag about your newfound “artisanal” skills. I swear, if I see one more Instagram post about someone’s “perfect” loaf, I might just lose it. The whole sourdough trend just makes me roll my eyes so hard … Read more
Hey there, fellow survivors of this shitshow we call life. Let’s cut to the chase—something has been pissing me off lately, and I need to vent. Grab your popcorn, because this is going to be a fucking ride. So, you know when you’re just trying to go about your day, minding your own goddamn business, … Read more
Ah, the late 2000’s. High school was still a battleground where the socially awkward faced off against the popular, the jocks, and the in-crowd. But, in that swamp of teen angst and locker-lined hallways, something clicked for me that would change my life—or so I thought. Picture this: me, a moody teenager, sitting in a … Read more