Hey there, fellow snark enthusiasts! Rita here, your resident queen of sarcasm and snark, back with some updates from my wildly riveting life. Spoiler alert: it involves a lot of typing, gaming, and dealing with my feline overlords. So, with that said, grab a cup of whatever keeps you sane, and dive into the madness that is my life.
Content Factory: Now Open 24/7
First things first, I’ve been a freaking content machine lately. If writing were a sport, I’d be the Olympic champion with a gold medal in sassy snark. I’ve been churning out some blog posts like nobody’s business and, guess what? There’s more where that came from. I’m planning on publishing posts more often because, let’s face it, the world needs more of my witty wisdom. Stay tuned for more rants, reviews, and the occasional life hack that doesn’t involve a mason jar or a Pinterest board.
Game On: Leveling Up and Drawing Stuff
When I’m not glued to my keyboard, I’m diving headfirst into the virtual worlds of video games. Yes, I’m still that gaming nerd who spent countless hours in Skyrim, and I’m currently juggling a few new titles that I can’t wait to rant about.
But that’s not all, folks. I’m also getting back into drawing. It’s like riding a bike, except the bike is a pencil, and the road is a blank sheet of paper that mocks me with its emptiness. But hey, progress is progress, and I’ve even managed to sketch a few things that don’t look like they were drawn by a toddler.
Feline Shenanigans: Tales of My Two Black Cats
Now, let’s talk about the true stars of my life: my two cats, Midnight and Shadow. These furry little black voids keep me on my toes and provide endless entertainment (and frustration). The other day, I was typing away, deep in the zone, when Midnight decided it was the perfect time to showcase his acrobatic skills. He leaped onto my desk, skidded across my keyboard, and sent my coffee flying. I swear, he’s got a future in cat parkour.
Meanwhile, Shadow is the stealthy ninja of the duo. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve nearly had a heart attack because he materializes out of nowhere. Just last night, I was peacefully reading, when out of the corner of my eye, I saw a shadow (no pun intended) dart across the room. I nearly threw my book in the air before realizing it was just my sneaky little furball on a mission to knock over a potted plant. Again.
Mental Health Break: Putting Myself First
Now for a more serious note: I’ve taken a break from my full-time job to focus on myself. Yep, I finally decided to listen to that little voice in my head screaming, “You can’t keep pouring from an empty cup!” So here I am, taking some much-needed time to recharge, reflect, and maybe even rediscover what the hell it means to be me without the constant grind.
It’s not all sunshine and rainbows, of course. There are days when I feel guilty for not being productive, for not sticking to the societal script of grinding away in a cubicle for who knows how long. But then I remind myself that mental health is just as important as any deadline. If I don’t take care of myself, who will?
I’ve been using this time to indulge in activities that genuinely bring me joy, like gaming and drawing, and trying to get back to a healthier place mentally and physically. It’s been a rollercoaster, but hey, at least it’s not the same old ride every day. And if anyone out there is in a similar boat, let me tell you: it’s okay to take a step back. It’s okay to say, “Screw this, I need a break.” Your sanity is worth it.
So, that’s the latest from my chaotic, snark-filled world. More content is on the way, because clearly, I have a thing or two to say. And when I’m not spewing my thoughts onto the internet, you can find me gaming, drawing, or trying to survive the antics of my two black cats.
Until next time, keep it real, keep it snarky, and remember: life’s too short to take seriously.
~ Rita 🖤