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Video games—where I go to escape reality and also scream profanities at my screen. You’ll get game reviews, rage-fueled rants, tips that might help, and maybe a meme dump or two. Oh, and I’ll probably talk about Skyrim and Stardew Valley way more than is socially acceptable. Deal with it.
Welcome to Stardew Valley, newbie! If you’re just starting out in this charming little pixelated world, you might be feeling overwhelmed by the sheer amount of tasks, crops, and villagers to manage. Don’t worry—I’m here to guide you through the chaos with some snarky, yet oh-so-helpful tips to help you get your farming game on … Read more
Welcome to the GameCube era—a time when Nintendo’s colorful discs and quirky games defined a generation of gamers. Fast forward to today, and you might find yourself scratching your head over the skyrocketing prices of these retro treasures. So, why exactly are GameCube games draining wallets faster than Mario collects coins? Let’s dive into the … Read more
Alright, folks, it’s time to tackle the burning question that haunts every gamer’s wallet: why are video games so expensive? You’d think with all the technological advances and digital distribution, we’d be rolling in cheap games by now. But no, it seems like every time you want to dive into a new release, you’re looking … Read more
So, the modder who goes by ‘icecreamassassin’ has just dropped a shiny new version of Legacy of the Dragonborn for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Weighing in at a whopping 2GB, this mod is practically a full-blown DLC expansion. It’s crammed with hundreds of new items, dozens of quests, and enough extra playtime to make … Read more
Red Ninja: End of Honor is an old game that takes me back to the days of my old Xbox, when my biggest worry was getting through another school day and coming home to immerse myself in virtual worlds. I remember spending countless hours in the basement, glued to the screen, trying to master the … Read more
Ah, Skyrim. The game that refuses to die, much like the legendary dragons it lets you slay. Let’s get one thing straight: I love Skyrim. I’ve spent more time in this snowy fantasy world than I’d care to admit, and despite its many flaws, it holds a special place in my heart. But let’s not … Read more
After my Starfield honeymoon phased burnt out, I felt the need to go back to a classic. Grab your controllers and brace yourselves, because we’re diving into the chaotic, buggy mess that is The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. It’s been over a decade since this game first charmed us with its expansive world, but let’s … Read more
Ah, Fallout 4. Bethesda’s magnum opus that had every post-apocalyptic fan salivating at the prospect of another wasteland adventure. Let me just start by saying that I’m no stranger to the Fallout series. I’ve spent countless hours wandering the pixelated wastelands of Fallout 1 and 2, and I was genuinely blown away by Fallout 3. … Read more
I know, I know—GTA 6. The mere mention of it has half the gaming world frothing at the mouth. But can we all just take a deep breath and calm the fuck down for a second? I swear, every time I log onto social media, it’s like I’m being bombarded with hype about GTA 6. … Read more
As a lifelong Ravenclaw and a Harry Potter aficionado, my excitement for Hogwarts Legacy was through the bloody roof. Seriously, I’ve been waiting for a game like this since the first time I played Chamber of Secrets on my GameCube. But, before we dive into the nitty-gritty of the game, let’s address the giant hippogriff … Read more