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Here’s the deal: I’m not a chef, but I do enjoy cooking from time to time. Cooking doesn’t have to be a chore, and it definitely doesn’t have to be boring. If I feel like it, I might post my culinary creations here.
Expect some no-nonsense, no bullshit recipes, along with a dash of culinary chaos when things inevitably go wrong. Burnt the toast? Yeah, that’s a feature, not a bug.
Alright, kitchen novices and takeout aficionados, gather ’round. You’ve been living the dream of ordering food in and pretending your kitchen isn’t a black hole of culinary incompetence. But here’s the thing—sometimes, even the most dedicated couch potato needs to pretend they’ve got their shit together. So, grab your apron (or just a tea towel, … Read more
Alright, folks. If you’re anything like me, your life is a whirlwind of endless tasks, deadlines, and the occasional existential crisis. You’ve got no time for complicated recipes that involve more than three steps and a PhD in molecular gastronomy. You need meals that scream “I’m an adult who’s got their life together” while secretly … Read more
Alright, gather ’round, kitchen disasters and microwave aficionados! If you’re here, it’s probably because you’ve burned water, made toast look like charcoal, or given your smoke detector a new lease on life. Welcome to the club. Let’s dive into how you can fake your way through cooking when your culinary skills are, let’s say, non-existent. … Read more
Alright, folks, strap in. It’s time for me to venture into the wild, wild world of recipes that supposedly even a kitchen dunce like me can’t mess up. I mean, if I can manage these, you can too. I’m no Julia Child, and my cooking skills are often eclipsed by my cats’ ability to open … Read more