Stardew Valley Tips For New Players: A No-Nonsense Guide To Farming Like A Pro

Welcome to Stardew Valley, newbie! If you’re just starting out in this charming little pixelated world, you might be feeling overwhelmed by the sheer amount of tasks, crops, and villagers to manage. Don’t worry—I’m here to guide you through the chaos with some snarky, yet oh-so-helpful tips to help you get your farming game on … Read more

Artistic Ambivalence: To Commission Or Not To Commission?

So, here’s a twist I didn’t see coming: my coworker Robbie—the same guy who once accidentally CC’d the entire office on his grocery list—wants to commission a drawing from yours truly. Yes, Robbie, who once thought “Bcc” was some kind of trendy diet, thinks my little doodles during meetings are art gallery material. Who knew … Read more

Surviving Adulthood: A Guide For The Chronically Overwhelmed

Adulthood is a trap. One day you’re cruising through life, free of responsibilities, and the next, you’re drowning in bills, work, and the incessant pressure to “adult” correctly. For those of us who feel perpetually overwhelmed, surviving adulthood can seem like a Herculean task. But don’t worry, my fellow chaos navigators, I’ve got you covered. … Read more

Customer Service Hell: A Rant For The Ages

Alright, folks, let’s dive into the fiery pit of despair known as customer service hell. I’ve spent more time than I care to admit in tech support, and let me tell you, the stories I could share would make your hair curl. So, buckle up, because it’s time for a snarky, no-holds-barred rant about the … Read more

Gaming Headsets: Can You Actually Hear The Difference Or Are They Just Overpriced Ear Muffs?

Alright, gamers and wannabe audiophiles, it’s time to tackle the age-old question: Are gaming headsets worth the hype, or are they just overpriced ear muffs? I mean, seriously, with all the marketing fluff about immersive soundscapes and 7.1 surround sound, you’d think these headsets could transport you to another dimension. Spoiler alert: they can’t. But … Read more

Morning Bliss And Coffee Kisses: A Snarky Saturday

Ah, Saturday mornings. That sweet, elusive slice of the week where the alarm clock is just an ornamental piece, and I get to revel in the joy of doing absolutely nothing—or everything—depending on how the mood strikes. Today, it’s all about savoring the nectar of the gods: coffee. Now, I’m not talking about your run-of-the-mill, … Read more

Cut The Bullshit: The Best Wireless Earbuds That Actually Stay In Your Ears

Alright, folks. Let’s talk about wireless earbuds – those tiny, overpriced nuggets of technology that are supposed to revolutionize your audio experience. But let’s be real for a second. How many of you have experienced the sheer joy of having your earbuds pop out of your ears mid-jog, mid-call, or even mid-boring-meeting-where-you’re-pretending-to-listen-to-a-podcast? Yeah, I see … Read more

The VR Headset Experience: Escaping Reality Or Just Giving Yourself A Headache?

Ah, VR headsets. The cutting-edge tech that’s supposed to whisk us away to fantastical worlds, immerse us in unparalleled experiences, and let us escape the humdrum of daily life. But do they deliver on these promises, or are they just another way to give ourselves a headache (both literally and figuratively)? Let’s dive into the … Read more

Streaming Devices: Navigating The Maze Of Overpriced Plastic Boxes

Alright, gather around, fellow couch potatoes and serial binge-watchers. Let’s talk about the labyrinth of streaming devices that have infiltrated our living rooms, promising endless entertainment while quietly draining our wallets. It’s time to cut through the BS and navigate this maze of overpriced plastic boxes. The Streaming Device Frenzy Streaming devices are everywhere. Apple … Read more