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This is my blog reel, a big melting pot of different kinds of posts, rants, and rambling articles. If I can’t come up with a good way to organize my content, it all goes here!
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Let me take you back to a time when Ubisoft didn’t just recycle the same shit over and over with slightly different skins. A time when they still had the audacity to throw something utterly insane at us and hope it stuck. That time, my friends, was 2013, and the insanity was Far Cry 3: … Read more
Alright, folks, let’s talk about the elephant in the room—Grand Theft Auto 6. The game that’s been teased, rumored, and hyped to death for what feels like a decade. As a long-time fan of the GTA series, I probably should be hyped, right? I should be counting down the days until I can dive back … Read more
Welcome to another thrilling episode of “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Common Sense,” where today’s special guest is your complete inability to remember a simple string of characters. That’s right, folks—it’s time to talk about one of the most frequent, mind-numbing tech support complaints: “I forgot my password.” Now, before you get all defensive, clutching … Read more
Oh, sourdough bread. The holy grail of quarantine hobbies, the pinnacle of pandemic productivity, and the ultimate way to humblebrag about your newfound “artisanal” skills. I swear, if I see one more Instagram post about someone’s “perfect” loaf, I might just lose it. The whole sourdough trend just makes me roll my eyes so hard … Read more
Hey there, fellow survivors of this shitshow we call life. Let’s cut to the chase—something has been pissing me off lately, and I need to vent. Grab your popcorn, because this is going to be a fucking ride. So, you know when you’re just trying to go about your day, minding your own goddamn business, … Read more
Ah, the late 2000’s. High school was still a battleground where the socially awkward faced off against the popular, the jocks, and the in-crowd. But, in that swamp of teen angst and locker-lined hallways, something clicked for me that would change my life—or so I thought. Picture this: me, a moody teenager, sitting in a … Read more
Alright, kitchen novices and takeout aficionados, gather ’round. You’ve been living the dream of ordering food in and pretending your kitchen isn’t a black hole of culinary incompetence. But here’s the thing—sometimes, even the most dedicated couch potato needs to pretend they’ve got their shit together. So, grab your apron (or just a tea towel, … Read more
Alright, folks. If you’re anything like me, your life is a whirlwind of endless tasks, deadlines, and the occasional existential crisis. You’ve got no time for complicated recipes that involve more than three steps and a PhD in molecular gastronomy. You need meals that scream “I’m an adult who’s got their life together” while secretly … Read more
Alright, gather ’round, kitchen disasters and microwave aficionados! If you’re here, it’s probably because you’ve burned water, made toast look like charcoal, or given your smoke detector a new lease on life. Welcome to the club. Let’s dive into how you can fake your way through cooking when your culinary skills are, let’s say, non-existent. … Read more
Alright, folks, strap in. It’s time for me to venture into the wild, wild world of recipes that supposedly even a kitchen dunce like me can’t mess up. I mean, if I can manage these, you can too. I’m no Julia Child, and my cooking skills are often eclipsed by my cats’ ability to open … Read more