Why Your Artistic Process Is Just Procrastination In Disguise

Ah, the artistic process. That sacred ritual where you, the tortured artist, delve deep into your soul, searching for that elusive spark of creativity. It’s all very dramatic, very profound, and—if we’re being honest—very much a convenient excuse to avoid actually getting anything done. Let’s face it, your so-called “process” is just procrastination dressed up … Read more

Dalgona Disappointment: I’d Stick To Regular Coffee

Oh, dalgona coffee—that whipped coffee trend that had everyone and their grandma scrambling for instant coffee packets at the start of the pandemic. You remember it, right? That frothy, sugary concoction that somehow became the pinnacle of quarantine cuisine. Let me just say, it’s a whole lot of fuss for something that tastes like a … Read more

Why Your Laptop Won’t Turn On (Hint: It’s Not F*ing Magic)

So, your laptop isn’t turning on, and here you are, panic-stricken and staring at a lifeless screen as if it’s going to magically fix itself. Let me break it to you—your laptop isn’t some mystical device that conjures up electricity and circuits from thin air. No, it’s a machine, a mere mortal in the world … Read more

Why Being Edgy Helps Me Cope With Life’s Challenges

Hey there, fellow strugglers in this chaotic game called life. Rita here, your resident purveyor of snark and master of coping mechanisms. Today, let’s dive deep into why being edgy isn’t just a phase—it’s a damn survival strategy. Embrace the Edge Let’s get one thing straight: being edgy isn’t about sporting black eyeliner, nail polish … Read more

The Fine Art Of Pretending You Know What You’re Doing: A Guide To Creative Bullshittery

Ah, the creative process. That magical, mysterious journey where you—yes, you, the brilliant artiste—conjure masterpieces from thin air, driven by pure inspiration and divine talent. Or, you know, just fumble around in the dark, hoping no one notices that you have absolutely no idea what the hell you’re doing. Welcome to the real world of … Read more

A Rant About Pandemic Hoarding Madness

Oh, the sweet, soft, two-ply absurdity of it all. Remember when the world was facing a global pandemic, and instead of stocking up on, I don’t know, essential items like food or medicine, people decided to hoard toilet paper as if their lives depended on it? Yeah, I’m still not over that ridiculousness, and I … Read more

How To Talk To Tech Support Without Sounding Like An Idiot

Ah, tech support—the digital abyss where your sanity goes to die and patience is tested like a caffeine addict in a decaf-only cafe. We’ve all been there, trapped in a never-ending loop of “Have you tried turning it off and on again?” and “I’m going to transfer you to another department.” But fear not, dear … Read more

AI Is Taking Over: Should Tech Support Be Worried?

Artificial intelligence is on the rise, shaking up industries left and right like a caffeinated squirrel on a power line. And tech support? Well, it’s right in the crosshairs. With AI capable of learning and adapting at breakneck speed, everyone’s wondering: are the days of human tech support numbered? Or do we still need our … Read more