Art and Creativity

I create because I’d lose my sanity otherwise. So, if brooding artwork and sketches are your thing, come along for the ride. I might show off some pieces, dive into my creative process, and maybe throw in a tutorial or two. Just don’t expect sunshine and rainbows—this art’s as moody as I am.

Shamisen Metal: When AI, Samurai Strings, And Metallica Collide

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So, there I was, doom-scrolling through the usual late-night habit of YouTube rabbit holes, the kind where you start with “cave diving scary stories” and somehow end up watching videos of things that are completely unrelated to what you searched for in the first place. Just another Tuesday night for me anyway. I was fully … Read more

Why Your Artistic Process Is Just Procrastination In Disguise

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Ah, the artistic process. That sacred ritual where you, the tortured artist, delve deep into your soul, searching for that elusive spark of creativity. It’s all very dramatic, very profound, and—if we’re being honest—very much a convenient excuse to avoid actually getting anything done. Let’s face it, your so-called “process” is just procrastination dressed up … Read more

The Fine Art Of Pretending You Know What You’re Doing: A Guide To Creative Bullshittery

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Ah, the creative process. That magical, mysterious journey where you—yes, you, the brilliant artiste—conjure masterpieces from thin air, driven by pure inspiration and divine talent. Or, you know, just fumble around in the dark, hoping no one notices that you have absolutely no idea what the hell you’re doing. Welcome to the real world of … Read more

Love Across The Alley: My First Commission

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So, remember my little art commission dilemma from yesterday? Well, in a moment of sheer bravery—or possibly caffeine-induced insanity—I decided to accept Robbie’s offer. Yes, folks, I am officially an artist for hire. Who knew? My doodles have gone from the margins of my notebooks to the spotlight of romantic artistry. Someone hand me a … Read more

Artistic Ambivalence: To Commission Or Not To Commission?

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So, here’s a twist I didn’t see coming: my coworker Robbie—the same guy who once accidentally CC’d the entire office on his grocery list—wants to commission a drawing from yours truly. Yes, Robbie, who once thought “Bcc” was some kind of trendy diet, thinks my little doodles during meetings are art gallery material. Who knew … Read more