Smartwatches: The Fashion Accessory Pretending To Be Useful (Except The Fitbit)

Ah, smartwatches. Those little wrist gadgets that promise to revolutionize our lives but usually end up being glorified step counters. As someone who’s been in the tech support trenches, dealing with people who can barely figure out how to turn on their devices, I have plenty of thoughts on these flashy wristbands. Spoiler alert: most … Read more

Love Across The Alley: My First Commission

So, remember my little art commission dilemma from yesterday? Well, in a moment of sheer bravery—or possibly caffeine-induced insanity—I decided to accept Robbie’s offer. Yes, folks, I am officially an artist for hire. Who knew? My doodles have gone from the margins of my notebooks to the spotlight of romantic artistry. Someone hand me a … Read more

Stardew Valley Tips For New Players: A No-Nonsense Guide To Farming Like A Pro

Welcome to Stardew Valley, newbie! If you’re just starting out in this charming little pixelated world, you might be feeling overwhelmed by the sheer amount of tasks, crops, and villagers to manage. Don’t worry—I’m here to guide you through the chaos with some snarky, yet oh-so-helpful tips to help you get your farming game on … Read more

Artistic Ambivalence: To Commission Or Not To Commission?

So, here’s a twist I didn’t see coming: my coworker Robbie—the same guy who once accidentally CC’d the entire office on his grocery list—wants to commission a drawing from yours truly. Yes, Robbie, who once thought “Bcc” was some kind of trendy diet, thinks my little doodles during meetings are art gallery material. Who knew … Read more

Surviving Adulthood: A Guide For The Chronically Overwhelmed

Adulthood is a trap. One day you’re cruising through life, free of responsibilities, and the next, you’re drowning in bills, work, and the incessant pressure to “adult” correctly. For those of us who feel perpetually overwhelmed, surviving adulthood can seem like a Herculean task. But don’t worry, my fellow chaos navigators, I’ve got you covered. … Read more

Customer Service Hell: A Rant For The Ages

Alright, folks, let’s dive into the fiery pit of despair known as customer service hell. I’ve spent more time than I care to admit in tech support, and let me tell you, the stories I could share would make your hair curl. So, buckle up, because it’s time for a snarky, no-holds-barred rant about the … Read more

Gaming Headsets: Can You Actually Hear The Difference Or Are They Just Overpriced Ear Muffs?

Alright, gamers and wannabe audiophiles, it’s time to tackle the age-old question: Are gaming headsets worth the hype, or are they just overpriced ear muffs? I mean, seriously, with all the marketing fluff about immersive soundscapes and 7.1 surround sound, you’d think these headsets could transport you to another dimension. Spoiler alert: they can’t. But … Read more