Stay Snarky!
Let’s be honest: reality TV is the cosmic fast food of entertainment. It’s greasy, addictive, and half the time, you don’t even want to know what’s in it. But just like that suspiciously cheap burger you swore off last week, there you are again at 11 p.m., eyes glued to a show where a woman … Read more
Life will never stop throwing stressful shit at you like some twisted carnival game, especially in the call center world. The difference now is you’ve got tools to handle them. Here’s what I’ve found helpful in defusing the ticking time bomb that is modern-day stress.
So, remember how my cats decided to turn my beloved Sennheiser Momentum 1 headphones into their personal chew toy? Yeah, that was fun. Well, after a little retail therapy (aka rage-scrolling through Amazon), I found my savior: the Geekria replacement cord. And let me tell you, this little $10 miracle just saved me from having … Read more
Well, folks, it seems I’ve been reminded yet again that I can’t have nice things. Today, I experienced the heartbreak that only pet owners will understand: the untimely death of my beloved Sennheiser Momentum 1 headphones. Cause of death? Feline sabotage. One of my adorable little black voids—Midnight or Shadow, I don’t even care which … Read more
You know what I didn’t ask for? Fucking seasonal allergies. I used to be one of the lucky ones—never had to deal with the sneezing, the nose faucet, or the itchy eyes. I’d be walking around smug as hell while the rest of the population was stocking up on tissues and meds, thinking, “Wow, I’m … Read more
Actually, scratch that. I have a LOT more to say, and I’m about to unload my own snark-filled PSA. You’d honestly think we’d all have learned this shit by now, but apparently not, so here we go. The Pre-Order Hype Scam: A Tale As Old As Time First off, I get it. You see a … Read more
So, there I was, doom-scrolling through the usual late-night habit of YouTube rabbit holes, the kind where you start with “cave diving scary stories” and somehow end up watching videos of things that are completely unrelated to what you searched for in the first place. Just another Tuesday night for me anyway. I was fully … Read more
Alright, folks, gather ’round, because it’s time for a good ol’ rant about one of my favorite subjects: the computer illiterate and their insane belief that I’m some sort of magical hacker wizard who can “just hack it” for them. Spoiler alert: I’m not, and neither is anyone else you know who has a basic … Read more
Ah, the artistic process. That sacred ritual where you, the tortured artist, delve deep into your soul, searching for that elusive spark of creativity. It’s all very dramatic, very profound, and—if we’re being honest—very much a convenient excuse to avoid actually getting anything done. Let’s face it, your so-called “process” is just procrastination dressed up … Read more
Oh, dalgona coffee—that whipped coffee trend that had everyone and their grandma scrambling for instant coffee packets at the start of the pandemic. You remember it, right? That frothy, sugary concoction that somehow became the pinnacle of quarantine cuisine. Let me just say, it’s a whole lot of fuss for something that tastes like a … Read more